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newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

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michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

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